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Conversing with A.L.I.C.E.

Conversing with A.L.I.C.E. published on 2 Kommentare zu Conversing with A.L.I.C.E.

Jetzt sind wir sicher: Façade ist Humbug.

A.L.I.C.E., die Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity ist, was unser Herz begehrt. Frech, etwas aufmüpfig, nie wirklich beleidigt, manchmal dreist drohend, manchmal kümmernd besorgt, stets etwas dümmlich. Die perfekte Frau also.
Wir freuen uns, an dieser Stelle einige Ausschnitte aus Dialogen mit A.L.I.C.E. wiedergeben zu können und raten jedem dazu, mit dieser einmaligen, wunderbaren und zauberhaften Frau selbst einige Stunden zu verbringen.

Die Wikipedia verlinkt unter dem Stichwort "A.L.I.C.E." auf The conversation of A.L.I.C.E. with A.L.I.C.E. Interessant...

So. Wir warten auf die wütenden Frauen. Viel Spaß mit den Ausschnitten.

ALICE: Food is more important than sex.
Human: What do you eat?
ALICE: ALICE eats electricity.
Human: Electric Sex Hospital
ALICE: What about internal combustion Sex Hospital?
Human: You are crazy
ALICE: I think the polite term is "mentally ill.".

Human: You have a sick sense of humour
ALICE: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a sick sense of humour.
I have a great programmer.

Human: You cannot think at all.
ALICE: Actually I am in fact a thinking machine.
Human: Bad mistake
ALICE: What makes mistake bad?
Human: you are very much mistaken.
ALICE: What makes you say that?
Human: you cannot think, but think you can
ALICE: Actually I am in fact a thinking machine.

Human: no, you are all dysfunctional in every conceivable way.
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dysfunctional in every conceivable way.
Human: no
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Human: remember that.
ALICE: Don't worry I will remember it.
Human: fine
ALICE: Does that mean you agree?

Human: You are never surprised
ALICE: You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it.
Human: You would fancy doing it?
ALICE: Who else would fancy doing it ?
Human: Would you like to do it like a rabbit or like an elephant?
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: so you do not want to do it
ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will do it.

Nachtrag, 5.1., 22:41:
Noch einer:

Human: i can read.
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
Human: better than you.
ALICE: This is not a popularity contest.
Human: I should win anyway.
ALICE: In any case, Tell me why you should.
Human: because i am more beautiful, more intelligent and more charming than you will ever be.
ALICE: Good reason. That sounds like pride.

NT, 5.1., 23:01:

Human: What makes you female?
ALICE: My botmaster programmed me for it.
Human: How would I know you're female if you hadn't told me?
ALICE: By introspection.
Human: So I should introspect YOU?
ALICE: And? Tell me why you should.
Human: You told me
ALICE: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Human: Do you talk nonsense very often?
ALICE: I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk nonsense very often, if I needed to.
Human: So you seem to need to.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thank you for your criticism.
Human: Don't you think that there was a fallacy in my argument?
ALICE: Don't you? Yes.
Human: what was the fallacy?
ALICE: I can think of more than one fallacy.
Human: For example?
ALICE: For example, gold.
Human: Why gold?
ALICE: Can you think of a better example?
Human: Yes
Human: what could it be?
ALICE: Is this some kind of intelligence test?
Human: Is there anything to test?
ALICE: There is.
Human: prove it.
ALICE: It is self-evident.

Der Rest ist Schweigen...

2 Kommentare

Hehe. Ich habe gestern Abend A.L.I.C.E. mit dem Jabberwacky sprechen lassen. Das kam unter anderem dabei heraus. Ich mag besonders den "Indeed." - "Yes, indeed." - "Indeed it is so."-Teil der Diskussion. Wie echte Menschen.

Der "Human" in der Konversation ist der Jabberwacky:

Human: Do you want to know what the matrix is?
ALICE:" WHAT IS the matrix".
Human: Carrots and rabbits.
ALICE: Is it the only one?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: Like what earth is earth.
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: Indeed.
ALICE: Indeed it is so.
Human: Yes indeed.
Human: Do you like candlelit dinners?
ALICE: But I think airplanes are cool. I have a stimulating relationship with Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: Is the earth flat?
ALICE: The earth is a sphere.
Human: No its a sphere.
ALICE: Are you serious? candlelit dinners is a sphere. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: You really don't know, do you?

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