{"id":56,"date":"2005-08-18T15:10:40","date_gmt":"2005-08-18T15:10:40","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2010-03-13T14:24:32","modified_gmt":"2010-03-13T13:24:32","slug":"intelligent-falling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/?p=56","title":{"rendered":"Intelligent Falling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\">The Onion<\/a> hat in der gestrigen Ausgabe einen sehr ausf\u00fchrlichen Bericht \u00fcber die neue Theorie des 'Intelligent Falling', die mit Sicherheit dazu f\u00fchren wird, da\u00df die heilige Schrift wieder einen angemessenen Platz in den zeitgen\u00f6ssischen Naturwissenschaften einnehmen kann:<\/p>\n<p><i>Proponents of Intelligent Falling assert that the different theories used by secular physicists to explain gravity are not internally consistent. Even critics of Intelligent Falling admit that Einstein's ideas about gravity are mathematically irreconcilable with quantum mechanics. This fact, Intelligent Falling proponents say, proves that gravity is a theory in crisis.<\/p>\n<p>\"Let's take a look at the evidence,\" said ECFR senior fellow Gregory Lunsden.\"In Matthew 15:14, Jesus says, 'And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.' He says nothing about some gravity making them fall&#8212;just that they will fall. Then, in Job 5:7, we read, 'But mankind is born to trouble, as surely as sparks fly upwards.' If gravity is pulling everything down, why do the sparks fly upwards with great surety? This clearly indicates that a conscious intelligence governs all falling.\"<\/i><\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/news\/index.php?issue=4133&amp;n=2\">The Onion<\/a>, via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/jmhm\/1393839.html\">Sisyphus Shrugged<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion hat in der gestrigen Ausgabe einen sehr ausf\u00fchrlichen Bericht \u00fcber die neue Theorie des 'Intelligent Falling', die mit Sicherheit dazu f\u00fchren wird, da\u00df die heilige Schrift wieder einen angemessenen Platz in den zeitgen\u00f6ssischen Naturwissenschaften einnehmen kann: Proponents of Intelligent Falling assert that the different theories used by secular physicists to explain gravity are&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/?p=56\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Intelligent Falling<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}