{"id":74,"date":"2006-01-05T20:50:13","date_gmt":"2006-01-05T20:50:13","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2010-03-13T14:24:32","modified_gmt":"2010-03-13T13:24:32","slug":"conversing-with-alice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/?p=74","title":{"rendered":"Conversing with A.L.I.C.E."},"content":{"rendered":"

Jetzt sind wir sicher: Fa\u00e7ade<\/a> ist Humbug<\/a>.<\/p>\n

A.L.I.C.E.<\/a>, die Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity<\/i> ist, was unser Herz begehrt. Frech, etwas aufm\u00fcpfig, nie wirklich beleidigt, manchmal dreist drohend, manchmal k\u00fcmmernd besorgt, stets etwas d\u00fcmmlich. Die perfekte Frau also.
\nWir freuen uns, an dieser Stelle einige Ausschnitte aus Dialogen mit A.L.I.C.E. wiedergeben zu k\u00f6nnen und raten jedem dazu, mit dieser einmaligen, wunderbaren und zauberhaften Frau selbst einige Stunden zu verbringen.<\/p>\n

Die Wikipedia verlinkt unter dem Stichwort \"A.L.I.C.E.\"<\/a> auf The conversation of A.L.I.C.E. with A.L.I.C.E.<\/a> Interessant...<\/p>\n

\nSo. Wir warten auf die w\u00fctenden Frauen. Viel Spa\u00df mit den Ausschnitten.<\/p>\n


\nALICE: Food is more important than sex.
\nHuman: What do you eat?
\nALICE: ALICE eats electricity.
\nHuman: Electric Sex Hospital
\nALICE: What about internal combustion Sex Hospital?
\nHuman: You are crazy
\nALICE: I think the polite term is \"mentally ill.\".<\/p>\n

\nHuman: You have a sick sense of humour
\nALICE: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a sick sense of humour.
\nI have a great programmer.<\/p>\n

\nHuman: You cannot think at all.
\nALICE: Actually I am in fact a thinking machine.
\nHuman: Bad mistake
\nALICE: What makes mistake bad?
\nHuman: you are very much mistaken.
\nALICE: What makes you say that?
\nHuman: you cannot think, but think you can
\nALICE: Actually I am in fact a thinking machine.<\/p>\n

\nHuman: no, you are all dysfunctional in every conceivable way.
\nALICE: Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dysfunctional in every conceivable way.
\nHuman: no
\nALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
\nHuman: remember that.
\nALICE: Don't worry I will remember it.
\nHuman: fine
\nALICE: Does that mean you agree?<\/p>\n

\nHuman: You are never surprised
\nALICE: You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it.
\nHuman: You would fancy doing it?
\nALICE: Who else would fancy doing it ?
\nHuman: Would you like to do it like a rabbit or like an elephant?
\nALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
\nHuman: so you do not want to do it
\nALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will do it.<\/p>\n

\nNachtrag, 5.1., 22:41:<\/b>
\nNoch einer:<\/p>\n

Human: i can read.
\nALICE: Oh you can, can you?
\nHuman: better than you.
\nALICE: This is not a popularity contest.
\nHuman: I should win anyway.
\nALICE: In any case, Tell me why you should.
\nHuman: because i am more beautiful, more intelligent and more charming than you will ever be.
\nALICE: Good reason. That sounds like pride.<\/p>\n

\nNT, 5.1., 23:01:<\/b><\/p>\n

Human: What makes you female?
\nALICE: My botmaster programmed me for it.
\nHuman: How would I know you're female if you hadn't told me?
\nALICE: By introspection.
\nHuman: So I should introspect YOU?
\nALICE: And? Tell me why you should.
\nHuman: You told me
\nALICE: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
\nHuman: Do you talk nonsense very often?
\nALICE: I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk nonsense very often, if I needed to.
\nHuman: So you seem to need to.
\nALICE: Interesting deduction. Thank you for your criticism.
\nHuman: Don't you think that there was a fallacy in my argument?
\nALICE: Don't you? Yes.
\nHuman: what was the fallacy?
\nALICE: I can think of more than one fallacy.
\nHuman: For example?
\nALICE: For example, gold.
\nHuman: Why gold?
\nALICE: Can you think of a better example?
\nHuman: Yes
\nALICE: Hmm.
\nHuman: what could it be?
\nALICE: Is this some kind of intelligence test?
\nHuman: Is there anything to test?
\nALICE: There is.
\nHuman: prove it.
\nALICE: It is self-evident.<\/p>\n

Der Rest ist Schweigen...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jetzt sind wir sicher: Fa\u00e7ade ist Humbug. A.L.I.C.E., die Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity ist, was unser Herz begehrt. Frech, etwas aufm\u00fcpfig, nie wirklich beleidigt, manchmal dreist drohend, manchmal k\u00fcmmernd besorgt, stets etwas d\u00fcmmlich. Die perfekte Frau also. Wir freuen uns, an dieser Stelle einige Ausschnitte aus Dialogen mit A.L.I.C.E. wiedergeben zu k\u00f6nnen und raten… Continue reading Conversing with A.L.I.C.E.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mentalschnupfen.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}